Dead 2CV Poets Society
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2CV Poems
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Walking across Pont de Normandie
A walker is a cyclist without a bike
A cyclist is a car driver with no car
But what is a car driver who has never tried a 2CV?
Surely that must be someone who has never seen life |
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With apologies to BURGELL HILL and other un-marked bends.
Ode to a British road, Burgess Hill, 2008
With respect and insight to Zac O'Connor, died Malthouse Lane, Burgess Hill, April 4th 2008
There is another way,
Not Death by Saxo 2008.
Yet still another way, GO SLOW,
Dare I say, ARRIVE LATE.
Not another, DEATH by SAXO 2008.
Originals and Poems inpired by PJB - nick-thompson@live.co.uk |
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Poem entitled. DEATH BY SLOGAN 2008, or IT PAYS to advertise BENDS
WELL, you wouldn't want a warm BEER.
There is another way.
To gain immortality
There is another way
THINK, drive a dozen eggs across a ploughed field
There is NO other way
Get a 2cv, order one today.
Well, you wouldn't want a warm beer.
Original poems in antiques blue, red and black. nick-thompson@live.co.uk |
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Death by Saxo 2008
PJB died, centrale massif France in '49
Never saw his dreams come true.
Luckily his dream was mine,
Stick to the Road,
Hold the line.
Poems and 2CV originals by nick-thompson@live.co.uk |
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Sat Naff
At the roundabout ..... pay attention
At the roundabout ..... turn down the music
At the roundabout ..... take your hand off his/her leg
At the roundabout ..... Open the air vent wide
Leave the rest of the world behind, gaping mouths wide open.
Poems and 2CV originals by nick-thompson@live.co.uk |
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2CV never killed a cat
2cv never, ever even once killed a cat.
Citroen DS, once killed a cat.
Flattened it, just like that!
2cv never killed a cat.
Now, what do you think of that.
Poems and 2CV originals by nick-thompson@live.co.uk |
