Surrey Madhatters

July 98

Number 79 - July 199

Chat from the Chair

Another month has gone by - even in June we were not able to have our meeting outside - maybe we will make it in July !Of course all the chat and the whole meeting in fact revolved around Paris and the photographs - loads of them. I felt sorry for those who had not made it to the Arc de Triomphe but maybe they got the atmosphere second-hand from the rest of us. Dick is making us a marvellous site on the internet, so those of you who can reach it, please take a look. I don’t understand these things but I know it is provoking a lot of interest. The site code is in this newsletter so .... ...... no excuses.I do hope that you are all planning to come to the Southern Clubs Camp at the end of July (24-26). Even if you don’t like camping please come for the day. You really will find something to enjoy. We really want this event to be a big success and without your support it will not be. You could be roped in to help - but then that is part of the fun !Quite a few Madhatters visited the Wessex Ducks for their Duck Race last weekend, that was fun. This is what the Southern Clubs is all about - sharing each others ideas and working together to make 2CVing fun for everyone.

See you all in Ripley on 14th July - don’t forget to wear something French so that we can make our Bastille Day meeting fun.

Gill.


Editorial

This is your last chance to have a say in the quest to name this newsletter. Madhatters Mercury remains front runner but there is still time for a late winner (Golden Goal ?). I am still threatening to find a bottle of something French and alcoholic as a prize for the best suggestion.Hot on the heels of last month’s (late) newsletter the World Meeting Video did indeed come crashing through the letterboxes. I hope that all of you who were in Holland have now received their copy of what proves to be an excellent and well produced record of the event.

Gill and I were reflecting on the fact that our July meeting coincides with Bastille day this year. So we feel that it would be fun to come dressed in appropriately French dress. We are unable to supply a guillotine. Instead we felt it would be a good idea to have a competition for the best nomination for the chop ! So, out with those thinking caps, and think of someone real or fictional who you think deserves to be made a bit shorter. Then write a few words to convince us why we should agree with you.We’ve continued with the picture on the cover this month. The photograph shows the cars of the Madhatters who were in the New Forest for the Duck race. The Macdonalds completed their hat trick of visits but had more company this year. Gill has written more on this event elsewhere but I cannot resist repeating that the Madhatters took the Boules crown for Surrey by beating two groups of Ducks representing Hampshire and Dorset ! Many thanks to Louis and all the Ducks for organising this great weekend - and for choosing the best June weekend for weather for the 3rd year running !

Ham

 

 

Southern Clubs News - The Camp - 24-26 July

Everything is coming together. We just hope that lots of you out there will come to camp. If not please come on Saturday or Sunday for a bit of fun.

We have plenty happening to interest any 2CV fans out there. Friday night we will have a disco and of course the bar !

The main event during Saturday is the convoy to Brooklands Museum where up to 60 privileged spaces have been reserved for us. Before that you will find trade stalls, flea market and ‘organised’ children’s entertainment. Early evening will see the communal barbecue lighting - bring your own food - or you can visit the travelling burger van etc. Later in the evening the disco will fill in between live music from the ‘Jump Leads’ - with a bar extension to 11:45 what more can you want ?

Main event for Sunday will be the concours d’elegance - not only the best preserved car will win prizes - look in your goody bag when you arrive for a voting slip detailing the categories. Around midday we’ll cut the birthday cake.


 Duck Racing in the New Forest

This Duck race is a long-standing annual event. For the past 3 years they have combined it with a camp at the Red Shoot Inn at Linwood. I decided to go this year. Bill was busy (to say the least) with Royal Ascot, so I set off from home to meet the Macdonalds in Guildford. I was a bit late but on reflection this may have been a plus because we missed all the traffic jams on the motorways. Heather came with me - at least she is more interesting than their sleeping bags which I have carried before !

The route through the forest on a lovely sunny evening was so peaceful and beautiful that we were really relaxed by the time we arrived. We were shown to the end of a crowded campsite to be greeted by Dave & Louise who were the early birds ! A lot of the Ducks were there but they did not have far to travel ! I gravitated to the pub after getting my tent set up. I had a lovely meal and a natter before returning to my tent.

Early in the morning it began to rain - a drizzle really - this was not the weather forecast. However, Bill & I had bought a gazebo .... so with Dave’s help I put it up and solved the problem of cooking and eating breakfast with only a small tent. I think the Madhatters were consumer testing gazebos. We now had three between us. The rain stopped by 11 am and blazing sunshine was the order of the day. I stayed on site and sat and read a book. Others went sightseeing or walking to a pub. Later I went to Ringwood (got a bit lost) and then returned to find more 2CVs had arrived and a boules competition organised.

Dick & Yvette then arrived sans camping gear because the weather forecast was not good. (How wrong can you get) We had a pleasant afternoon, Madhatters won the Boules and we had a communal BBQ. As usual this drifted on to chats and drinks - so relaxing.

Sunday saw the sun again and relaxing times before striking camp. Bill & Kirsty arrived - they had both worked on Saturday so came to relax. We made our way to the pub for lunch and saw lots of 2CVs converging to join the race in the afternoon. A convoy of more than 30 cars left the campsite to wend its way to the stream. We turned quite a few heads in the forest.

Those people in the Forest who had come for a quiet afternoon out soon were in for a surprise. Ducks of all sorts, shapes and sizes were launched into the stream. Louise in her enthusiasm found herself in the stream, a ‘duck keeper’ releasing caught ducks and making waves in sluggish water. The Madhatters did not win .... never mind we went back to Rhinefield Lodge gatehouse for a curry/chilli feast - thanks Jeff and Adrienne for the magnificent food. Bill’s fuel pipe was causing problems at this point so Jeff and John helped to rescue him. We then set off through the forest to miss the traffic jams. Our convoy was about six or seven cars at one point but we lost quite a few on the way. (I nearly knocked down a pony - James’ brakes are good !) John Rooney also led us to the M3 avoiding the Winchester jams, so we had a good journey up the A31. It was along this road that some of the ‘lost souls’ of the convoy reappeared. They had taken a slightly different route. The good news is that all the Madhatters met at the Macdonald house. Lynne was relieved - all her children were safely back. Coffee and tea was provided - thanks - and a good weekend came to an end.

Gill


France or Bust (and we did !), David and Andrew’s Story

Andrew, my son (one of them) and I started off for Paris with a very full car. We noticed it was struggling a bit but more of that later. Having joined in the convoy to Dover, then taking the new route with the others, apart from having a noticeably slow car, we enjoyed the company very much and, after more or less keeping in convoy, made it to the site. However, together with John & Sandie, we got separated from the other cars (not difficult in the dark and general mass of 2CVs) and eventually deposited ourselves in what seemed the only space available.

The next few days seemed to go in a flash. The memorable things will be the tiny spider invasions of the tents, the photos from the top of the Arc de Triomphe and Eiffel Tower, of course the convoy, the awful "Light Show" and Andrew’s desire for a 2CV convertible.

And our trip home ! We set off on the Monday morning but once on the motorway (about 7 cars) it became apparent all was not well. Lack of power and a hot running engine meant we were slowing the others down, so it was agreed everyone else would go ahead, whilst we stayed with John & Sandie who were also a bit slower, towing a trailer.

Eventually, with Andrew driving, we had to stop. The car just made it into a picnic area and ground to a halt. We had taken out AA cover so we should be OK ! HA ! HA ! John & Sandie pushed on after discussion, there was not much they could do. So off to the phones !

  1. Emergency phone does not work (we tried !)
  2. Go to normal phone - only takes cards not money.
  3. No problem, use my mobile phone which I have logged onto the French network. No Signal !
  4. Chat up French lorry driver for help (no English), use his card to phone number given in AA book. After much kerfuffle told to use Freephone number for France (nothing about this in the AA book or travel agent instructions.)
  5. After six goes get Freephone number, after giving details told we are on "private motorway" and to phone 17 to get police breakdown assistance.
  6. Phone 17, police speak no English, eventually, with my French and help from a passing UK truck driver, arrange breakdown callout.
  7. After 1 hour truck arrives (does not speak English) with help of phrase books etc., he changes points & plugs, only 1 cylinder firing. Will not make it to Calais (about 140 miles). Get transported to his garage. AA want me to get it repaired and collect it next week. Fat chance ! Insist on repatriation. Garage negotiates with AA (takes 1½ hours) and agrees transport to Calais. Andrew thinks we will never get back to UK. I tell him casually "it’s all experience" whilst vowing never to use AA again !
  8. Very helpful garage gives us coffee etc., charges us £10 for the parts used, arranges transporter to Calais (which delivers us right up to the ferry) and we get towed onto the boat. (very much later than intended)
  9. Phone AA from boat as instructed (none of the phones on boat working so Purser does it in the end). After being given loads of different numbers to phone by various AA offices, eventually arrange pick-up other end. (would have cost me a fortune in phone calls)
  10. Arrive at Dover, towed off, no AA. Port staff call local office, normal van arrives. Oh, have we broken down ? Threaten to kill all AA staff. After 2 hours, Relay organised to Oxted. Eventually arrive home at 11pm. (I note that both AA and Green Flag will not, now, cover cars over 10 years old, which is of course normal for insurance operators who will refuse to cover the things you are taking out insurance for in the first place) (so how do we get cover for over 10 year old cars ?)

The car is at Barry’s, with burnt out exhaust valve. I hope to pick it up in time for Wessex Ducks "do" in the New Forest. (Glad to report that Dave was indeed at the Duck Race - ed.) The quality of service given by the AA cover was appalling but we did get home eventually so I suppose we should be grateful.

Would I do it again ? Well, subject to having found a new job (One to One not renewing our department’s contracts) Yes ! A great event with excellent company.

David Shove


Dates for Your Diary

Jul 14 8.00 pm Club Meeting - The Anchor, Ripley - FRENCH NIGHT - details inside.

Jul 19 Escargots - Bastille Day Celebration - 1 pm, Queens Head, Bolney - People & cars in French fancy dress will win prizes. Bring your boules.

Jul 24-26 Southern Clubs "50th Birthday Bash".

Aug 11 8.00 pm Club Meeting - The Anchor, Ripley.

Aug 12 Puddleducks - BBQ at Queen Elizabeth Country Park.

Aug 21-23 ICCR - Belgium

Aug 28-31 2CVGB - 21st International & 50th Anniversary, Worcester.

Aug 31 Puddleducks - Gosport Vehicle Rally at Stokes Bay

Sep 6 Ducks - Annual Treasure Hunt & Barbecue

Sep 8 8.00 pm Club Meeting - The Anchor, Ripley.

Sep 13 Teddy Bears Picnic - Oakhanger - Southern Clubs 2nd Birthday.

Sep 20 Ducks - Bovington Classic Car Show

Sep 27 Tortoises - Day trip to France

Oct 10-11 Club Des Amis De La 2CV - Lempdes - more superb 50th Anniversary stuff. The Wessex Ducks are known to be organising a ‘Raid’ - more details at meeting.

 

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