Surrey Madhatters

August 98
The Ticket

Number 80 - August 1998


Chat from the Chair

I have been asked to write this quickly because of holiday commitments from the editor

- and me too. We feel we can’t wait until after Walton - unless we produce a quick report.

Last month we were again unable to meet in the garden. We must hope for a brilliant August and September. Despite the weather we had a bumper turnout with several new visitors and a raid from the Thames Tortoises. We look forward to seeing you all again soon. A few people braved the French theme but when I put a request to play tapes I found that they only had a CD player - never mind. We wanted suggestions for the suitable victims - real or imaginary - for the guillotine. The rush was underwhelming - Ham has one or two ideas from the meeting and correspondents.

The naming of the Newsletter is still a bit of a headache. There are lots of ideas but nobody felt like choosing one. The Editor has a few ideas for solutions up his sleeve so Watch Out.

My all consuming worry at the time of writing is the camp. I am sure it will be great and I will wonder what the fuss was about. By the time you read this it will be all over.

See you all ANON. ( I’llbe on holiday in August )

Gill.Editorial

This is definitely your last chance to have a say in the quest to name this newsletter. Madhatters Mercury has indeed failed to defeat the outsider from France - courtesy of Alan & Jo in Normandy. The explanation of their ‘thought processes is as follows :

"...and we get the Newsletter from the Surrey Madhatters who are still looking for a title for their monthly edition...

So we gave it some thought. Who was at the Madhatters Teaparty? There was the Madhatter, the dormouse (asleep), Alice (far too prim) and the Cheshire Cat (in the trees). This left the Madhatter as the only suitable one for singling out. Then we thought. What has the Madhatter got apart from his hat? well there’s the price ticket in his hatband. Ticket? Just the Ticket? Sounds OK. So, Madhatters, here is our contribution to the great ‘What Shall We Call Our Newsletter’ problem. Copy it and use it if you will. If not send it to Peter Puddleduck because he is still looking for excuses to switch on his H Van Shredder."

Louise produced a massive list from which to choose : Carroll’s Chronicle/Communiqué; Guillotine Gossip; Gazebo Gossip; Hatters Hearsay; Madhatters Millinery Muse/Mews/Musings; One Lump or Two; Riddlers Release; Surrey Scuttlebutt; Teapot Times; Tiffin Tidings/Times. Yvette has contributed Top Hat and Megaphone while Dick’s effort is simply Mad Magazine. I am STILL threatening to find a bottle of something French and alcoholic as a prize for the best suggestion.Some disturbing new advice to garages performing MOTs on 2CVs has been leaked to us. I think the best approach is to quote direct from the section entitled "Item 2 Citroen 2CV Chassis Corrosion" -

"Some of these vehicles may be suffering from advanced chassis corrosion that is not immediately obvious. The signs to look for are one or more of the following:

 
  • Lower steering column universal joint fouls the floor pan, steering becomes stiff.
  • The gap between the A post and the wing panel/valence closes noticeably.
  • The chassis flange starts to ripple.
  • Lifting the carpet (if not secured) reveals some distortion.

Should a 2CV exhibit any of the above signs, testers should examine the chassis with particular care."

The best advice therefore remains to only entrust your car to someone experienced in dealing with 2CVs, because our fear is that this will be used as an excuse to fail and thus write off, otherwise perfectly good vehicles.

Ham


Southern Clubs News - The Camp - 24-26 July

Sorry but we don’t have time for a proper report from the camp this month. You’ll just have to be patient until the September issue but here are a few statistics to whet your appetite.

We had 83 camping for either 1 or 2 nights and there were 51 day visitors.

As well as visitors from the UK we were host to people from Denmark, Holland, Belgium, France and Germany.

Financially we more than covered our costs - more details will be available later when all the expenses have been deducted.

The filming by Granada TV (to be broadcast on satellite only unfortunately) seemed to be a success. It will probably go out in September or October on a Thursday night.


The Annells Family in Paris

The Week Before

Barry had 3 cars to finish, so very late nights so all of us could be on the 12:15 ferry on the Wednesday.

Tuesday 19th/Wednesday 20th

Barry calls to say it was going to be a long night (many times have we had these leading up to a Citroen event). Well poor Lynne got her car back at about 12 am (Barry said it would be done so it was). Now down to doing Wayne’s and ours. So I had a lonely dinner and sat wondering what time Barry would get home. At 2:45 a call from Barry to say he was nearly done. I went to bed, only to wake to find Barry crashed on the sofa. He had got home at 4:30ish, so little sleep for Barry. We got everything and everybody in the car but the time was 10 am so we were not at Clacket Lane ! We had to make a mad dash to the Post Office to get the car taxed. I did that while Barry filled up with fuel.

Wayne was on our tail all the way but we got to the port with 10 mins to spare, Barry was as cool as anything but me - well I know I have more grey hairs.

We loaded onto the boat and met up with everyone, all I wanted was some food and drink. After that we looked at the routes. Two routes were taken, Wayne and Ray decided to come with us down the Motorway. All went well. We got off the Motorway outside Paris - this is where the fun started. We seemed to be going right but then poor Ray had a Frenchman push him into a kerb. Hence he had a flat tyre but luckily we were able to stop and help. That’s when our car started to play up, it had got hot.

Luckily Barry and Wayne got it going. A very nice Frenchman showed us on the map where to go. The turning was so hard to see we went past it and we went round and round trying to find the right way. We found a road that Barry knew so we were on our way and then we went past another turning that we needed. We all turned round and then seemed to be lost so we stopped to look at the map. Barry had turned the car off as he was getting a bit fed up - you guessed it - the car would not start. We pushed it to a place where Barry could look at it. He found it was the coil - luckily he had a spare and did a quick change and after a look at the map Ray took the lead. Then he stopped because the signs were confusing. We saw the way we wanted so we led off again. We seemed to be going wrong but all of a sudden I saw a 2CV sign - at long last we had found the camp.

By this time the children were fed up, I had steam coming out of my ears and I know Barry was really tired. When we got to the camp we could have cried when we saw the queue ! We had a walk along to see what the hold up was and saw Tim & Anny with the children. They had trouble finding it too. The other Madhatters were in the queue some way behind us. What a shambles with the entry system, Wayne got in first and he did not pre book ! Wayne & Sarah had a look around for somewhere for us to camp but could find nowhere with cut grass. So we mowed a patch with our three cars. This did make us laugh. We tried to set up the tents by the car headlights, we also watched for the other Madhatters to come by.

I had Louise asleep in our tent, Peter was hungry so I gave him something to eat and by this time Barry had crashed out in the tent (mind you it was 12:00) so I just threw things into the car until morning.

Thursday

Day arrived but I had not slept well as all night we had cars arriving and looking for a spot. We had a group of 4 cars creep past our tents so we were to make some new friends through Maggie. Barry woke when Louise and I got back from our shower. I decided we had better get there early - so many tents had gone up overnight. (I was really glad we had got there on the Wednesday) Barry went to have a look around and we decided to go and find the race track. Ray and James (Mac) with Peter led the way (I was glad not to be the one with the map again) but we ended up back near the camp site. After a quick coil change again - Barry had put the old one back on (I was not happy) and we set off looking for a supermarket. Our directions from some French people on bikes went a little wrong. Maggie took over and we found the supermarket and had a good time. (No I don’t think we had a race with the trolleys) Back to the camp site - this was a joke - we sat in a queue for an hour. This was the point where Peter did his vanishing act although we did not know until we were back at the tent. Barry felt Peter would find his way back - I did not. Barry went to look for him, found him watching all the cars coming in and luckily Barry found our friends Angela & Richard who would not have found us. Back at the tent tea was cooked while a few words were said to Peter by me (sorry Louise you had to hear it)

Barry took Peter up to the big tent with Wayne, Maggie and Ray. Barry met up with loads of his friends from all over - France, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Holland and Belgium. (James was amazed that Barry knew so many people)

Friday

Barry and Ray went to the flea market - when I saw he had bits I was seeing red until he said they belonged to Ray. We had left our car at the top so we could get out faster on the convoy to Paris. We walked up, stopping off to see Tim & Anny. We joined the queue and got to the starting point just off the motorway. The atmosphere was electric and we were having a great time. (Yes even I could feel relaxed for a change) What a lot of cars ! The people were amazed to see so many 2CVs. Louise, Peter, Barry and I were loving it. I was keeping my eyes open as we were approaching the Arc de Triomphe, cars coming in every direction - some were not very happy having us hold them up. Then we were on the Champs Elysées. What a feeling being in this convoy ! We followed the route but decided that we wanted to see the Eiffel Tower. We went back up the Champs Elysées and round the Arc de Triomphe again, seeing it from another angle. After a quick pit stop for Louise we were soon at the Eiffel Tower. We had some lunch in the park where a pigeon took a shine to Louise and left a ‘deposit’ on her shoulder so we made our move back to the camp.

After a look at the map I could understand where we were (that makes a change says Barry). We got to a junction but the roads were not the right ones ! We sat looking at the map and then a lovely couple knocked on the window and showed us the way. Next we followed a Frenchman who took a long route but we finally ended up at the site - perhaps he was lost too ! In the evening Barry set out to collect Thomas from the Eurostar but the train came in with no Thomas ! This was due to the ticket man at Guildford putting Thomas onto the slow train to Waterloo and not the fast one.

Saturday

In the morning Barry, Louise and Peter went back for him again and then went shopping. I was able to relax for a while. That evening Barry, Peter and Thomas went to the tent again and met up with all his friends.

Sunday

We took the children to play crazy golf and had a great time. In the evening we had everyone round to our tents. There were 31 of us under two gazebos. The party finished at around 11:00 because everyone had to pack in the morning.

Monday

A quick shower started the day and then down to packing the car. We had an extra load with Thomas but we managed. (we know how Lynne & Ham feel with all their family packed in theirs) We waved goodbye to the others as they left at 8:30ish and we left at 10:00 while Angela & Richard were still packing. The front desk took a while and then we filled up with fuel and visited the hypermarket. We went a little out of our way to the N16 - it was hilly and our poor car was slow. We made it to a service area about 90 miles from Calais. By this time we knew we would not make the ferry. Maggie rang us on the mobile phone - there was nobody else at the port yet ! We had a coffee and fuel stop and set off again. We bought Thomas a ticket and were on the 6:00 ferry where we met Dave & Andy and heard their story. Our boat only had two engines but we were only a little late.

At last we were home, what an experience ! Thank you very much Kirsty, Heather, James and Tara for playing with and taking Louise to the swings and giving me a break.

I will never complain about having to map read in England again.

Gloria


Dates for Your Diary

Aug 11 8.00 pm Club Meeting - The Anchor, Ripley.

Aug 12 Puddleducks - BBQ at Queen Elizabeth Country Park.

Aug 14-21 2CV Dyane Club of Belgium - Rochefort

Aug 21-23 ICCR - Belgium.

Aug 28-31 2CVGB - 21st International & 50th Anniversary, Worcester.

Aug 31 Puddleducks - Gosport Vehicle Rally at Stokes Bay

Sep 6 Ducks - Annual Treasure Hunt & Barbecue

Sep 8 8.00 pm Club Meeting - The Anchor, Ripley. Bring all your International and holiday photos. We will have a ‘competition’ for the tackiest holiday souvenir for under £2. (bet mine will be worse than yours - ed.)

Sep 13 Teddy Bears Picnic - Oakhanger - Southern Clubs 2nd Birthday.

Sep 20 Ducks - Bovington Classic Car Show

Sep 27 Tortoises - Day trip to France

Oct 10-11 Club Des Amis De La 2CV - Lempdes - more superb 50th Anniversary stuff. The Wessex Ducks are known to be organising a ‘Raid’ - more details at meeting.

Oct 13 8.00 pm Club Meeting - The Anchor, Ripley.

Nov 10 8.00 pm Club Meeting - The Anchor, Ripley.


CHAIRWOMAN: Gill Tel 01784 453919

SOCIAL EVENTS: Bill Tel 01784 453919 & Colin Jenkins, Tel 01420 472231

TREASURER: David Farmar, Tel 0181 650 8213

EDITOR: Ham. Macdonald Tel 01483 235927

TECHNICAL ADVISOR: Barry Annells

 

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