| I always thought my
French was reasonable - at least the reading of it and I think
my husband assumed he could understand basic vocab.
Behind our auberge in the far
corner of a vast courtyard - er -carpark was a little 2cv
van. The lower half was hand-painted red and the top white.
We went over to investigate. It was covered in little bits
of tree and in the wind screen a large notice stated VIANDES.
Oh, we said, FOR SALE and started to poke at the rust and
mould round the bonnet hinge. We wondered how long it had
been abandonned.
The next day we looked out of
our window because we heard those familiar tones. Well, at
least the engine's O.K. . . .Then my school girl French came
flooding back. It wasn't for sale - it was the faithful little
butcher's van. Far too busy to go dashing off down the Champs
Elysees.
Speaking of which one of our
Puddleducks was in the Grand Jam accompanied by her two sons
when she was accosed by an irate Parisian who demanded what
right she had coming over here blocking up his fine City!
Another Puddleduck, her husband
and we two went over to the big tent to get some birthday
cake on the promised evening. Not much sign of celebration
but then she espied a group sitting round a huge chocolate
cake. She was so disappointed that it wasn't THE cake that
they had to give her a slice to make her go away!
And I've got a terrible admission.
I couldn't find the "rally" instructions for Paris
and told Peter we didn't have any in our goody bag. (We didn't
have a Programme either but got one later.) Anyway we joined
in the convoy behind the cake-lady and the Green family and
did very well and so that I could work out where we had been
I made notes on the back of some A4 scribble. Well we flowed
round the Place de la Concorde, glimpsed the Eiffel Tower
along the Seine, sailed past the Moulin Rouge - we lost our
friends and followed some others. Eventually the car in front
stopped and asked us if we knew where we were going. Well,
not really. Sorry,we're just going to visit some friends
said these helpful French people.
To cut a long story short
while my husband has navigated the oceans of the world
the cities of the world give him nightmares. How can you locate
horizons with all these buildings blocking the view? So
I couldn't persude him to search for the Eiffel Tower and we
found our sombre way back to the camp.
Still, all was not lost. We
were to spend an extra 3 days with my Parisian friend. So
we parked Sneezy in their garage and went on the Metro to
finally gaze at the fabulous Tour Eiffel. Then when I got
home I was sorting through the postcards and souvenirs and
I came across my notes....I nearly cried with frustration
when I realised what that scribble I had been writing on
the back of was. Still, I've got a lovely Puddleduck man
and he didn't say a word. |